not a hamburger
I think it's about time to get something straight here. If you don't know it by now, I drive a Chrysler 300. I hold a lot of stock in the quality and the looks of the vehicle. In fact, I wanted it ever since the day it came out. So I get frustrated (surprise, surprise) when I see the look and quality being tampered with. How? By idiots changing the grille and trying to make the car something it isn't.

I don't know if it's the dealers, wacko drivers, or a combination of both but somewhere along the way, in the months following the launch of the 300, some idiot decided to replace the grille with one that looks like a Bentley. Now, I'll be the first to state that there are some resemblances between the 300 and the Arnage. But that's where the likenesses end. The two could not possibly compete with one another. One is a high-end ultra-luxury brand, the other is just barely stepping into the luxury realm. They are miles from each other in every level. That doesn't make the 300 a bad car. For the price, and the power, it's a great car. But it's not a Bentley. See for yourself.

It never will be a Bentley. Unless you destroy it, melt the sheet metal, and build a Bentley there is no way in hell it will be one. So why does someone find it necessary to replace the grille? Buddy look, you couldn't afford a Bentley; not many people can. So you bought a 300, an admirable car choice. But the minute you went to your "car guy" who's job it is to butcher anything with 4 wheels, and slapped on that piece of shit fake grille, you declared your membership to the "that guy" club. And you never want to be in the "that guy" club because everyone knows "that guy" is an asshole. Not to mention on another level, you're taking away the part of the 300 that gives it its signature. Grilles are starting to get big again, and that's definitely due to the success of the 300. Audi, VW, Chevy, and even Honda, have all added square feet to their grilles. It's just more aesthetically pleasing that way. And is anyone really going to take a quick look and think, "Hey, there goes a Bentley! That guy is the coolest person alive!" No they are not.

You wonder why these people can't see the blatant differences between two things. Are they so delusional that they can't come to terms with their life situations? Here are other examples.


Obviously they are two different cars and no matter what you do, the Civic will never ever be a Lamborghini. And to spend that much money on something is asinine and retarded.


Now we can all plainly see that the baby is not a hamburger. By no means, besides killing it, the baby will never ever be a hamburger. But I have to believe that these same people would have no difficulty in trying to make the baby into one.

Congratulations, you've successfully damaged the reputation of two automobiles...and you want to eat babies. What the fuck is wrong with you?

QUICK NOTE: Another greeting card in my line would be "Sorry you got the Black death." It would use this picture.