Thursday, July 14, 2005
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You already know my severe distaste for TV news. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Local Anything, and especially the weather men that riddle the airwaves with bullshit; they're all overpaid talking heads. But my hate for the news doesn't stop at the people you actually see, oh no. It thrusts onwards into the behind the scenes realm as well. How bout this:
Take a good look. Do you see what I'm talking about? I look at the picture and I wonder to myself, "What could those military people be doing? Baking? Having a party? Swimming? Oh wait, good thing it says 'Troops Launch Military Operation' cause I would have been lost without it being so explicit. Is that what troops do? How silly of me."
That's right folks, apparently we are so stupid that CNN thinks we need to be told mundane facts; that we can't easily put two and two together. They do this for everything. My personal favorite was always "Pope advocates peace" while Pope John II was speaking. Do I really expect my fucking pope to advocate anything but peace? What more, he's been doing that for 20 fucking years. If you don't know that by know then you don't own a TV to begin with and any education CNN is trying to give is a lost cause anyway. And you can try to argue that its for the people who have the sound off, but if they really wanted to know the news and not have to listen to it, they could just friggin read. Plain and simple, CNN thinks you're a fucking idiot so they cram the same thing down your throat for 24 hours: unimportant bullshit.
QUICK NOTE: Shark attacks happen every summer. They are nothing new. Just because the media is a bunch of violence whores, and they happen to be reporting them more frequently, everyone is freaking out. Listen: sharks are not trying to eat people any more than they've wanted to in the past. I'm just surprised Staten Island hasn't put an article in the paper linking Osama Bin Laden with the shark attacks. Cause you know everything that happens in Staten Island is related to terrorist activities. Well, that or Vito fossil in a positive way. NEWS FLASH! VITO FOSSELLA KILLS TERRORIST SHARK! WHOLE ISLAND LICKS HIS BALLS!
You already know my severe distaste for TV news. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, Local Anything, and especially the weather men that riddle the airwaves with bullshit; they're all overpaid talking heads. But my hate for the news doesn't stop at the people you actually see, oh no. It thrusts onwards into the behind the scenes realm as well. How bout this:
Take a good look. Do you see what I'm talking about? I look at the picture and I wonder to myself, "What could those military people be doing? Baking? Having a party? Swimming? Oh wait, good thing it says 'Troops Launch Military Operation' cause I would have been lost without it being so explicit. Is that what troops do? How silly of me."
That's right folks, apparently we are so stupid that CNN thinks we need to be told mundane facts; that we can't easily put two and two together. They do this for everything. My personal favorite was always "Pope advocates peace" while Pope John II was speaking. Do I really expect my fucking pope to advocate anything but peace? What more, he's been doing that for 20 fucking years. If you don't know that by know then you don't own a TV to begin with and any education CNN is trying to give is a lost cause anyway. And you can try to argue that its for the people who have the sound off, but if they really wanted to know the news and not have to listen to it, they could just friggin read. Plain and simple, CNN thinks you're a fucking idiot so they cram the same thing down your throat for 24 hours: unimportant bullshit.
QUICK NOTE: Shark attacks happen every summer. They are nothing new. Just because the media is a bunch of violence whores, and they happen to be reporting them more frequently, everyone is freaking out. Listen: sharks are not trying to eat people any more than they've wanted to in the past. I'm just surprised Staten Island hasn't put an article in the paper linking Osama Bin Laden with the shark attacks. Cause you know everything that happens in Staten Island is related to terrorist activities. Well, that or Vito fossil in a positive way. NEWS FLASH! VITO FOSSELLA KILLS TERRORIST SHARK! WHOLE ISLAND LICKS HIS BALLS!
// posted by Chester @ 3:50 PM 
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