sickos
So here's a list of some search items people have been using to find my site. Does anyone see a trend here?

• shitting noises
• polish bike ride
• pazzesco
• eating shit while sex
• pain from tearing of the hymen
• i could eat nachos everyday
• saratoga springs

Maybe I should just make a list of all the worst things that people search, just to get more hits on the site. Such list would look like:

• tits
• pussy
• cock
• balls
• Hitler
• Michael Jackson
  
• Pedio-Necro-Beastiality...with Golden Showers
  

There, that should bring in droves of idiots.

QUICK NOTE: I really hate those banner ads that say "(insert action here) (insert something here) and win (insert product here)!" No one is going to win anything. What more I don't give a shit if the frog eats the bug, or if Bush gets punched out, or if the paparazzi gets Brad Pitt. Why don't they at least make them more interesting. Like cut off the child molester's penis and win a TV, or smite the heathens with fury and win a Bible. Even better, just tell me "This banner leads to a piece of shit website. Click here if you are a gullible douche."