Brief Conversations
Pat went to a cave the other day. He went with a bunch of sixth graders. We determined that there are only three good things about a cave. Stalactites, stalagmites, and bats. Pat saw a bat. He tried to get closer to touch it, but the tour guide yelled at him. He asked the tour guide if there were any jobs at the cave. The tour guide said no. Pat in a cave...yup.

Quick Note: We also determined that a man dressing up as Batman and appearing on a balcony at Buckingham Palace is not only funny, but a stark exposure of the gross unreadiness of palace security.