Saturday, August 23, 2003
How do you solve a problem like spelunking?
I will be perfectly honest with you: I like Internet Spelunking. I almost get a sense of accomplishment knowing I found something that would normally be hard to seek out. But with great power comes great responsibility...or in normal terms, I am a big geek. You see the problem that lies with Internet Spelunking is in the addiction. Once you start finding these gems on the limitless internet, you want to seek more difficult things. As referred to yesterday, you look for answers or caveats that just may not exist. It becomes almost an obsession. You look and look and look, searching for something you are not even know is there. You take rash moves to seek out the truth and in the end you are left unsatisfied. This is the inherent problem with Internet Spelunking.
To this day one thing still alludes me. In Batman: The Movie , the Adam West one from 1966 there is a scene where Batman must get rid of a bomb. It's funny because he tries to get rid of it everywhere, but there are always innocent people, or ducks, or other wholesome things wherever he goes. The punch line is "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." This is not the point. He runs into a marching band, and the marching band is playing a song. What the fuck is the song? Yes, you heard me, something as insignificant as that drives me crazy. I want to know so I can download it. I told you I rely on my randomness as an important facet of me. What can be more random than this? The trouble is I cannot find it. The name eludes me on every website I dare go to. I vowed I will find it by the time I leave school in May.. but I wonder if it's possible.
By now you have discovered I am a big geek. Well whatever, you're still reading for some reason so hopefully I've captured your attention. What do you do on the internet? Porn? Chat? Porno Chat? Least I'm finding information that can be uselessly useful one day. I swear to God, my mind is one great big mass of useless trivia. But then again, it's going to use somehow. So inquiring minds like you can find out how a lava lamp is made.
I will be perfectly honest with you: I like Internet Spelunking. I almost get a sense of accomplishment knowing I found something that would normally be hard to seek out. But with great power comes great responsibility...or in normal terms, I am a big geek. You see the problem that lies with Internet Spelunking is in the addiction. Once you start finding these gems on the limitless internet, you want to seek more difficult things. As referred to yesterday, you look for answers or caveats that just may not exist. It becomes almost an obsession. You look and look and look, searching for something you are not even know is there. You take rash moves to seek out the truth and in the end you are left unsatisfied. This is the inherent problem with Internet Spelunking.
To this day one thing still alludes me. In Batman: The Movie , the Adam West one from 1966 there is a scene where Batman must get rid of a bomb. It's funny because he tries to get rid of it everywhere, but there are always innocent people, or ducks, or other wholesome things wherever he goes. The punch line is "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." This is not the point. He runs into a marching band, and the marching band is playing a song. What the fuck is the song? Yes, you heard me, something as insignificant as that drives me crazy. I want to know so I can download it. I told you I rely on my randomness as an important facet of me. What can be more random than this? The trouble is I cannot find it. The name eludes me on every website I dare go to. I vowed I will find it by the time I leave school in May.. but I wonder if it's possible.
By now you have discovered I am a big geek. Well whatever, you're still reading for some reason so hopefully I've captured your attention. What do you do on the internet? Porn? Chat? Porno Chat? Least I'm finding information that can be uselessly useful one day. I swear to God, my mind is one great big mass of useless trivia. But then again, it's going to use somehow. So inquiring minds like you can find out how a lava lamp is made.
// posted by Chester @ 10:44 PM 
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