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Wednesday, July 26, 2006


some things never do change
I know, I know, where have I been? The blogging gods must be unleashing their fury upon the land of Pazzesco right now. Raining down plagues, bombarding the land with comments and bad html layouts. You know it never ceases to amaze me how poorly those canned websites appear. I thought the days of the AOL homepage were long gone. Now people package it as a legitimate web page style. My CSS bones hurt when I see it. Now for some things:

Work
Work is good. I just get paid more now to deal with idiots. My immediate coworkers are good. Everyone else is a fucking moron. There's this chick from England who gets on the phone all the time and I want to punch her through the phone. She writes these e-mails complaining about things and then finishes them with "Cheers!" Cheers? Shut up. Not everything work related needs your dry English nomenclature.

Pizza
I must have made at least 15 pizzas by now. I recently procured a mixer for $10 and have been mixing all kinds of dough. Of course it's not the same. I promise if I ever open a pizza restaurant, I'm going to import the water from New York. It really makes a difference.

Stocks
AMD bought ATI. What does that mean? It means my stock is now worth 20% more. It also means I have no idea what to do now.

Phone
Once again, the world famous Motorola charger has struck again. After spending the last couple of weeks playing with the charger every night before I go to sleep, I decided to do something about it. I took a little alcohol, an obviously safe cleaner, and cleaned the contacts on the charger, unplugged, and the phone, turned off. I let them dry. Plugged the charger in and instantaneously it worked. I patted myself on the back. The next day, I noticed my phone was down to one bar on the battery by the evening. This was something new. Apparently making the charger work likes it should fries the battery. Not to mention it makes this random annoying sound while I'm on the phone. Awesome.

Now I'm torn. My contract is up, so I'm entitled to a free phone if I renew for 2 years. That means I can get a RAZR. But everyone has one. It's like me getting an IPOD...I just can't do it. The phone is sleek and bluetoothy so it does what I need. But everywhere I look I see one. I won't use the camera, or any of the other extras, but they don't just have a regular phone anymore. Decisions decisions.

Guitar Hero
Have you ever played Guitar Hero? It's a game for PS2 that forces you to play a guitar controller on 4 levels of difficulty to popular rock songs. The point is to play all the notes at the right time, while strumming the correct rhythm. Let's just say the game is severely addicting and a PS2 was purchased for the soul purpose of playing this game. I suggest you look into it.

Quick Note: My spies at Mercedes have informed me that my replacement was canned in a week because they waived the late fees on their car payments with the company. Genius.


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